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Berkeley | 2 | Notre Dame CF | Collin Roark |
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CPS RR | 2 | St Vincent de Paul MY | Elyse Conklin, Leah Moczulski |
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CPS RR | 4 | Notre Dame AB | Jeremy Hammond, Stephen Pipkin |
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Grapevine | 2 | Reagan GH | Hanna Roberts |
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Grapevine | 4 | Greenhill DJ | Neill Normand |
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Greenhill | 1 | Centennial KK | Hunter McCullough |
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Greenhill | 4 | Westminster WZ | Joe Lemuel |
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Greenhill | 6 | Pine Crest | Derek Ziegler |
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Greenhill | 6 | Pine Crest | Derek Ziegler |
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Greenhill | Doubles | GBN HK | Juan Garcia, Toby Wisenhunt, Colin Quinn |
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Greenhill | Octas | Westminster HL | Sean Kennedy, Phil Samuels, Morgan Titcher |
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Heritage Hall | 2 | LASA DS | Dana Christensen |
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Heritage Hall | 2 | LASA DS | Dana Christensen |
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Houston Memorial | 1 | Bellaire CM | David Kilpatrick |
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Houston Memorial | 3 | Houston Academy IL | Nick Burr |
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Houston Memorial | Octas | Katy Taylor | Jennings, Makuch, Mitchell |
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St Marks | 2 | Kinkaid BY | Preston Stolte |
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St Marks | 4 | Damien MR | Grant Peretz |
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St Marks | 6 | GBN CH | Matt Carswell |
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St Marks | Doubles | GBS CK | David Herman, Eric Lanning, Sarah Topp |
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Texas | 1 | Kinkaid BR | Will Freeman |
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Texas | 4 | Moore CG | Ben Mitchell |
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Texas | 5 | Liberal Arts LY | Saad Khalid |
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Texas | Doubles | Bellaire CM | Jacob Loehr, Mary Gregg, Rob Wyde |
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Texas | Octas | Clear Lake MV | Ashley Morgan, Varun Koneru, Michael Yost |
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Texas | Quarters | Dallas Jesuit FP | John Cook, Faraz Hemani, Ashley Morgan |
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Berkeley | 2 | Opponent: Notre Dame CF | Judge: Collin Roark 1AC- Embargo 1NC- 1 off Afropessimism |
CPS RR | 2 | Opponent: St Vincent de Paul MY | Judge: Elyse Conklin, Leah Moczulski 1AC- ZapatistasCap BadRev 1NC- 1 off Exhaustion K |
CPS RR | 4 | Opponent: Notre Dame AB | Judge: Jeremy Hammond, Stephen Pipkin 1AC- Cuba Oil stuff 1NC |
Grapevine | 2 | Opponent: Reagan GH | Judge: Hanna Roberts 1AC- plan gave free internet to Mexico to start anti-globalization movements 1NC was one-off Afropessimism K The 2NR was Afropessimism |
Grapevine | 4 | Opponent: Greenhill DJ | Judge: Neill Normand 1AC Mexican Guest works aff Advantages Agriculture Manufacturing Border Security Bad 1NC Apocalyptic Rhetoric K Colonialism K case defense deterrence bad (Baudrillard) 2NC Colonialism 1NR Case 2NR Colonialism |
Greenhill | 1 | Opponent: Centennial KK | Judge: Hunter McCullough 1AC Transboundary Hydrocarbons 2NR Death K and Fiat Bad |
Greenhill | 4 | Opponent: Westminster WZ | Judge: Joe Lemuel Aff Cuba trade normalization 1NC Colonialism K Death K Fiat double bind 2NR Fiat double bind Death K |
Greenhill | 6 | Opponent: Pine Crest | Judge: Derek Ziegler 1AC Cuba Derrida aff (new) 1NC Apocalyptic Rhetoric K Charity Cannibalism K 2NR Charity Cannibalism |
Greenhill | 6 | Opponent: Pine Crest | Judge: Derek Ziegler 1AC Cuba Derrida aff (new) 1NC Apocalyptic Rhetoric K Charity Cannibalism K 2NR Charity Cannibalism |
Greenhill | Doubles | Opponent: GBN HK | Judge: Juan Garcia, Toby Wisenhunt, Colin Quinn 1AC Cuba restrictions aff (Relations Agriculture) 1NC Fiat Double Bind Death K Colonialism K 2NC Fiat Colonialism 1NR Death 2NR Fiat Death |
Greenhill | Octas | Opponent: Westminster HL | Judge: Sean Kennedy, Phil Samuels, Morgan Titcher 1AC Venezuela Bilateral Agreement (Warming a shit ton of preempts) 1NC PIK out of Preempts Death K Fiat Double Bind Colonialism K 2NC Fiat double bind Preempts PIK 1NR Death 2NR Preempts PIK |
Heritage Hall | 2 | Opponent: LASA DS | Judge: Dana Christensen 1AC critical cuba terror list 1nc vietnam syndrome K state pik 2nr vietnam syndrome |
Heritage Hall | 2 | Opponent: LASA DS | Judge: Dana Christensen 1AC critical cuba terror list 1nc vietnam syndrome K state pik 2nr vietnam syndrome |
Houston Memorial | 1 | Opponent: Bellaire CM | Judge: David Kilpatrick 1AC Cuba NGOs Strat |
Houston Memorial | 3 | Opponent: Houston Academy IL | Judge: Nick Burr 1AC Cuba Trade Marks Strat |
Houston Memorial | Octas | Opponent: Katy Taylor | Judge: Jennings, Makuch, Mitchell 1AC Mexico BordersImmigration aff Strat |
St Marks | 2 | Opponent: Kinkaid BY | Judge: Preston Stolte Aff Mexico Nanotech Neg args |
St Marks | 4 | Opponent: Damien MR | Judge: Grant Peretz Aff Mexico TTIP Neg args |
St Marks | 6 | Opponent: GBN CH | Judge: Matt Carswell Aff Cuban Nickel Neg args 1 off Afropessimism |
St Marks | Doubles | Opponent: GBS CK | Judge: David Herman, Eric Lanning, Sarah Topp Aff Cuba (Agriculture Framing w race args) Neg args |
Texas | 1 | Opponent: Kinkaid BR | Judge: Will Freeman 1AC Mexican nanotech- structural violence 1NC |
Texas | 4 | Opponent: Moore CG | Judge: Ben Mitchell 1AC- Zapatistas (cap bad) 1NC |
Texas | 5 | Opponent: Liberal Arts LY | Judge: Saad Khalid 1AC Mexico Water bank 1NC |
Texas | Doubles | Opponent: Bellaire CM | Judge: Jacob Loehr, Mary Gregg, Rob Wyde 1AC Cuba Microfinance 1NC |
Texas | Octas | Opponent: Clear Lake MV | Judge: Ashley Morgan, Varun Koneru, Michael Yost 1AC- Mexico money laundering drug thing 1NC |
Texas | Quarters | Opponent: Dallas Jesuit FP | Judge: John Cook, Faraz Hemani, Ashley Morgan Aff Embargo (cap bad imperialism bad) 1nc |
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African Americans PICTournament: St Marks | Round: Doubles | Opponent: GBS CK | Judge: David Herman, Eric Lanning, Sarah Topp The same is true ... New World—it sought us. | 10/21/13 |
Afropessimism KTournament: Grapevine | Round: 2 | Opponent: Reagan GH | Judge: Hanna Roberts The polemic animating ... awaits an answer. The understanding of identity as a fluid construct mystifies the paradigm of anti-blackness and obscures the gratuitous violence cast upon that Black body- this reinforces an understanding of blackness that perpetuates White privilege Subjective vertigo is ... turn myself in. The affirmative’s call for institutional action is based out of the Grammar of the Settler that upholds current antagonisms of anti-blackness. The modernity of America is defined by violence to slave, and theft of the savage’s land. Their call to action forecloses the possibility of ethical analysis and crowds out questions of Black and Red suffering. WHEN I WAS a ... theory that follows. The call for equality will always fail. Claims of American progression are all lies. Civil society produces a perfected form of slavery, where violence is hidden from us by a mask of freedom and reformism. Liberation is impossible under current legal structure, and their unwillingness to break away from that structure reinforces hierarchies of anti-blackness through a process of the slave willingly bowing down to its master. The white race ... pleasure and cultivating desire). White supremacy is a global modality of genocidal violence – Slavery may have ended in name, but its operational logic continues to fester. Reformist measures simply provide fuel for Whiteness To crystallize what ... with the overwhelming consent of. The alternative is to reject the affirmative as an act of burning down the structure of hierarchy that produces violence against the slave. Freedom is an illusion created by the shackles of civil society, and abandoning the pursuit for equality is the only way to break down the way that whiteness maintains itself. What is to ... is not a calling. Modern revolutionary politics fail because they are based on an assumptive logic that structures an individual’s capacity for freedom around their social location. This is a dangerous form of metacommentary, because it ignores the subject position of the slave. Only the alternative allows for new political discourses to emerge. The aim of ... of the Slave. | 9/15/13 |
Apocalyptic Rhetoric KTournament: Grapevine | Round: 4 | Opponent: Greenhill DJ | Judge: Neill Normand Up to this ... and global justice. The alternative is to reject the apocalyptic frames of the 1AC Even if the rational arguments in favor of the plan are logical, the representations of apocalypse colonize the debate towards pressure for fast invasion and warmongering The PARADOX OF RISK makes this issue NOT resolvable by weighing the plan. The problem of ... with relative certainty. | 9/15/13 |
Charity Cannibalism KTournament: Greenhill | Round: 6 | Opponent: Pine Crest | Judge: Derek Ziegler Their politics lead to passivity According to Nietzsche, the ... paves the way for a new type of tyrant This utopian conception of responsibility transforms us all into slaves of the self – a truly unheard of type of servitude. We live in a culture which .. : a truly unheard-of servitude. This reinscribes the tyranny of the self, which is comparatively, the worst form of oppression possible. Not only are we forced to be their authentic subjects, but to enforce this tyranny onto others as well. Also, this piece of ev is the only comparative piece of evidence in the round. To be able to disobey moral rules and laws ... to no master but himself. We don’t propose an alternative—we don’t will forth a utopian vision of the liberated masses. Instead, vote negative on presumption—when confronted with the ethical injunctions of the aff, respond with “I would prefer not to” JB: The paradox of liberation ... simple, and liberation even less so. | 9/22/13 |
Colonialism KTournament: Grapevine | Round: 4 | Opponent: Greenhill DJ | Judge: Neill Normand The American experience ... except as menial laborers. The affirmative’s deployment of economic engagement is gridded within the Western metaphor of the centered circle. Their appeals for inclusion is the extension of ontological violence into the periphery, converting the other to sameness as part and parcel of the ever expanding imperial project. The end of the ... contemporary, "postcolonial," occasion. This metaphysical grounding justifies extermination and makes their epistemology suspect Vote negative to interrupt the imperial underpinnings of the 1AC- only decolonizing interventionist practices solves The aim of ... and International Relations | 9/15/13 |
Death KTournament: Greenhill | Round: 1 | Opponent: Centennial KK | Judge: Hunter McCullough Why is it that today there ... been something else altogether The slightest introduction of death into the social order is sufficient to blackmail the perfect system according to its own standards; it is a refusal to generate use value in a system which bases production on our long lives Amongst these is suicide ... playing against itself win The 1AC’s images of violence are just as deadly in their mental simulated state. The only true violence is the violence committed mentally against ourselves by these images. Also, the psychosis of deterrence that stems from this violent end up in an evisceration of sovereign life itself Everywhere survival has become ... protective bubble or other. | 9/22/13 |
Desire K vs Zapatistas affTournament: Texas | Round: 4 | Opponent: Moore CG | Judge: Ben Mitchell Claire: It comes ... profit, or capital. Capitalism is not an external force, it is internally produced and created by the desires of the masses. Rather, the resonant forces of desire shape the power of globalization for beneficial or malicious purposes. Our challenge to dominant forms of desire is a necessary precondition to understanding and affecting capitalism for the better The merits of ... purports to contest. The alternative is a different method of engaging capitalism. Instead of challenging capitalism as an external system we should exhaust it through a refusal to engage. This c is a better approach - trying to reappropriate it only allows it to suck in critical energy and use frenetic desire to do the productive work of anti-black debate. Invest energy in collective desire. The process of ... possession, and accumulation. Desire manifests itself at the local level – the unconscious – and resonates into a group order, powering politics. Failure to investigate motivations at the level of desire abandons any possibility of understanding how political formations come to be and ensures serial policy failure So these habits ... an inaccurate aspect. | 12/10/13 |
Drug War KTournament: Texas | Round: Octas | Opponent: Clear Lake MV | Judge: Ashley Morgan, Varun Koneru, Michael Yost The United States–Mexico ... explicitly framed as combat. The affirmative is merely an attempt to territorialize Mexico as a battleground against drugs. This is a form of transnational militarization that is at the heart of modern biopolitical violence As Hardt and Negri ... the penal state. The pursuit of biopolitics creates dichotomies between the “evil” foreign and the “secure” domestic, drawing boundaries that justify killing in the name of saving life. This society of control spreads across the globe as the domestic populous becomes ever more isolated As an imagined community ... with the immaterial." Vote negative to reject their strategy of biopolitics. Representations and exposition are the organizing principles behind the debate which we can challenge to alter power | 12/10/13 |
Exhaustion K- CPS RRTournament: CPS RR | Round: 2 | Opponent: St Vincent de Paul MY | Judge: Elyse Conklin, Leah Moczulski Recently there have been ... have not adequately addressed. The reduction of their advocacy to a rational economic science contributes to a bloodthirsty form of capitalism that erases affective engagements with desire and makes violence inevitable - neoliberalism constantly produces crisis to rationalize its capacity for control - this makes the destruction of all life the very impulse of the economy How does digital capitalism ... and complex oscillations. The Aff is an attempt to fight the system through power relations. These types of revolutions are not revolutions at all but rather part of the system of Zero Death. The movements are absorbed right back into the system because they continue to play by the same rules, and simultaneously the capitalist revolutionary is crushed by the real power of the system it attempts to revolt against We will not destroy ... its own death. This system of zero death is not benign—late modern capital functions by reducing everything to a regime of value based on the accumulation. This inevitably fails and breeds alienation because death is always lurking in the shadows of the system Symbolic exchange – or rather ... regime of the code. Vote negative not to affirm, but to exhaust. To refuse to give legitimacy to the affirmative's commodity exchange. This is a better approach - trying to reappropriate it only allows it to suck in critical energy and use frenetic desire to do the productive work of semiotic capitalism. The process of the ... competition, possession, and accumulation. Exhaustion threats the ethos of relentless productivity that capitalism requires- the aff fails because it breathes life into the system Nothing, not even the ... to the common good. | 2/20/14 |
Fiat Double bindTournament: Greenhill | Round: 1 | Opponent: Centennial KK | Judge: Hunter McCullough Vote negative on presumption: state change is impossible The key question which emerges here ... majority and individualisation. Their politics lead to passivity According to Nietzsche, the "subject" ... for a new type of tyrant | 9/22/13 |
Indians K vs Open da BordersTournament: Houston Memorial | Round: Octas | Opponent: Katy Taylor | Judge: Jennings, Makuch, Mitchell Although the tide ... Latin American context. The notion of a fluid border always empowers the privileged subject position to vampirically drain from those who are already oppressed and to inhabit the oppressed subject position, but never the inverse. Their politics can never and will never empower the oppressed to the position of white middle class America. The link only goes one direction; they can only harm indigenous identity Whether it is ... of whitestream America. Lumping the American Indian struggle with other issues of identity erases issues of sovereignty and self-determination providing the conditions for the sustained project of cultural genocide For example, in ... of representation (Ebert, 1996a). Decolonization must be at the forefront of all activities- failure to do so dehumanizes all involved First, decolonization is ... need decolonization too. Vote negative to adopt a pedagogy of decolonization This is not ... of the deceased. 75 Only shifting the framework to questions of decolonization can we solve- only unconditional acceptance of a decolonizing framework can empower indigenous peoples to break out of colonial oppression Suffice it to ... fundamentally healing direction. Nothing changes without a focus on colonialism- only our project can provide for a means of transformation As long as ... of healing calls. | 11/11/13 |
Liberalism KTournament: Texas | Round: 1 | Opponent: Kinkaid BR | Judge: Will Freeman The AFF is a sentimental politics which promises that empathetic commitment to justice will suddenly reshape the world and actualize an ethics of care. The AFF imagines their presentation of structural violence as a blockade against the resurgence of violence, all the while ignoring that liberal moralism is the motor of modern warfare. The AFF calls on the impoverished Mexican victims to bargain for a more just world by exposing their wounds for academic consumption. This act of politicization relies on a racist victim economy in which marginalized bodies are vampirically drained of life, made to dance for an infinitely deferred freedom, all while academics extract jouissance and advancement from their objectified identities. The AFF’s presentation of suffering creates a marketplace of trauma transforming wounds into a commodity for western consumption. Their politics of mourning exists by turning the other into a dead object through which we can construct a sentimental economy of pleasure and pacification through the imagination of the USFG as the savior. The AFF is a form of empathetic identification which is a process of deathmaking which ensures the smooth functioning of imperialism. The AFF’s fantasy of change through investment in the law shields criticism and guises violence. The AFF assumes the role of the ascetic priest who suffers in their role as the symbol of the rest. In their attempt to master and banish suffering, ressentiment is turned inward as feelings of guilt flourish. The drive to resolve the suffering of the world is rooted in a will to self-protection. Liberalism’s management of suffering is a life-denying will to nothingness which attempts to sterilize existence and freeze the movement/becoming which is constitutive of life’s meaning. We must refuse the politics of liberalism and the economization of injury and suffering. Our politics does not ignore the violence of the world, it refuses a particular set of represetations and values which enframe said suffering against the movement of becoming, of life. The alternative does not wish away suffering, nor can it resolve all of the violence of modernity, but it can open us up to experiencing the world, not as zombies or vampires, but as creatures of sensuous life. | 12/10/13 |
Meatball OntologyTournament: Houston Memorial | Round: 1 | Opponent: Bellaire CM | Judge: David Kilpatrick Since this is true, we can only know the ontological fact that LIFE IS SAUCY – rather than trying to preserve it or improve it we must learn to smother it with sauce and devour it – this is key to create meaning It is an ... Round and edible. | 11/11/13 |
Nanotech KTournament: St Marks | Round: 2 | Opponent: Kinkaid BY | Judge: Preston Stolte The reductionism implicit ... ‘atom by atom’. This reductionism means the plan will be coopted for militarism- the State’s vision of nanotechnology is not neutral, rather it will be used for a project of total control that attempts to control forces of existence that it deems as unworthy Control is bad Many rapid changes ... to each new situation. The alternative is to vote negative as a rejection of their project of control- The emergence of nanotechnology signals an ontological incompleteness that is unable to grapple with the constant flux of the universe. Only an ethic of openness towards ontological difference is able to disrupt a dominant ethic that attempts to control spatiotemporal relations¶a Such inventions are ... these temporal arrangements. | 10/21/13 |
Preemptions PIKTournament: Greenhill | Round: Octas | Opponent: Westminster HL | Judge: Sean Kennedy, Phil Samuels, Morgan Titcher We affirm the entirety of the 1AC, but reject their use of preemptive argumentation Preemption has become the doctrine of war. Any event can be simulated as a threat to the existing order, justifying complete destruction of our knowledge production in this academic space The raw power of the integral ... intractable conflict in Iraq. 2NC cards Preemption is the foundation for modern violence It is certain that there will ... achieve life-defining mutuality. This is especially true in the context of scholarship- they perpetuate a and#34;conform or dieand#34; strategy that homogenizes knowledge and causes violent eradication Those international lawyers who ... recreate a fictitious unity. Reps first- even if their epistemology arguments are true in the abstract, only ours speaks to the doctrine of preemption The self-perpetuating nature ... we and#34;fat and happyand#34; yet? | 9/26/13 |
ProofTournament: Greenhill | Round: 1 | Opponent: Centennial KK | Judge: Hunter McCullough Let's see how our ideal mathematician ... sense, let alone `exist.' | 9/22/13 |
Racism PICTournament: Greenhill | Round: 1 | Opponent: Centennial KK | Judge: Hunter McCullough It’s competitive and fair: the 2AC can decide what the racist parts of the aff are. The aff questions racism from the outside but is conspicuously silent on the potential racism of the 1AC itself. Before we can even consider the outcome of the aff we must question its potentially racist underpinnings. Refusing the 1NC position makes violence inevitable. On one hand, she ... profound absence and loss. | 9/22/13 |
SpanosTournament: Greenhill | Round: 1 | Opponent: Centennial KK | Judge: Hunter McCullough The end of the pursuit of knowledge ... contemporary, "postcolonial," occasion. This metaphysical grounding justifies extermination and makes their epistemology suspect In 1991, following the disintegration ... anthropological structure remains invisible. | 9/22/13 |
State PIKTournament: Heritage Hall | Round: 2 | Opponent: LASA DS | Judge: Dana Christensen They externalize agency onto the state, obliterating personal subjectivity and sanctioning nationalist violence. One of the deadliest... in our lives. That turns the entirety of the case – overidentifying with the state creates an addiction to simulation that breeds ressentiment. According to Nietzsche...new type of tyrant The defense of fiat makes no sense – Vote neg on presumption. In fact, normative ... advice into effect. This disconnects them from agency – normative legal thought whitewashes violence. But what is the ... with subsistence claims. | 2/5/14 |
Vietnam Syndrome KTournament: Texas | Round: Quarters | Opponent: Dallas Jesuit FP | Judge: John Cook, Faraz Hemani, Ashley Morgan With this symbolic ... this (self-)disclosure. The affirmative’s deployment of economic engagement is gridded within the Western metaphor of the centered circle. Their appeals for multilateralism is the extension of ontological violence into the periphery, converting the other to sameness as part and parcel of the ever expanding imperial project. The end of the ... contemporary, "postcolonial," occasion. This metaphysical grounding justifies extermination and makes their epistemology suspect In 1991, following ... structure remains invisible. Vote negative to take the position of oppositional intellectuals. Our renunciation of the affirmative plan discloses the tie between Occidental thought and imperialism, opening up space to rethink thinking and to form a politics free from the affirmative’s imperial tendencies. In the face ... injustice – always rules. Their normative affirmation of state-centric solutions mystifies colonialism and turns debate into regurgitating imperialistic scholarship- only the alt solves But intellectuals – who ... proportions we face in 2005. | 12/10/13 |
Wasting Time DATournament: CPS RR | Round: 4 | Opponent: Notre Dame AB | Judge: Jeremy Hammond, Stephen Pipkin CLEVELAND—During an unexpected moment of clarity Tuesday, open-minded man Blake Richman was suddenly struck by the grim realization that he's squandered a significant portion of his life listening to everyone's bullshit, the 38-year-old told reporters. A visibly stunned and solemn Richman, who until this point regarded his willingness to hear out the opinions of others as a worthwhile quality, estimated that he's wasted nearly three and a half years of his existence being open to people's half-formed thoughts, asinine suggestions, and pointless, dumbfuck stories. "Jesus Christ," said Richman, taking in the overwhelming volume of useless crap he's actively listened to over the years. "My whole life I've made a concerted effort to give people a fair shake and understand different points of view because I felt that everyone had something valuable to offer, but it turns out most of what they had to offer was complete bullshit." "Seriously," Richman added, "what have I gained from treating everyone's opinion with respect? Nothing. Absolutely nothing." According to Richman, it was just now hitting him how many hours of his life he's pissed away listening intently to nonsense about celebrity couples, how good or bad certain pens are, and why a particular sports team might have a chance this year. The husband and father of two said that every time he's felt at all put out or bored by a bullshit conversation—especially a speculative one about how bad allergy season was going to be—he should have just turned around, walked away, and gone rafting or rappelling or done any of the millions of other things he's always wanted to do but never thought he had time for. At various points throughout the day, Richman could be heard muttering to himself that he couldn't believe he was almost 40 years old. "Twenty minutes here, 10 minutes there. It all starts to add up," said Richman, who sat down and figured out that between stupid discussions about favorite baby names and reviews of restaurants in cities he'll never visit, he'd wasted 390 hours of his life. "And you know what the worst part is? It's my fault. Here I thought being considerate to others by always listening patiently to what they had to say was the right thing to do. Well, fuck me, right?" According to Richman, he started thinking about how much time he's flushed down the toilet being an approachable person after a work meeting in which he let a coworker, David Martin, ramble on and on with an idea everyone knew was "total shit" the moment the man opened his mouth. Richman said that a single glance at the clock made him realize he had just spent 14 minutes of his finite time on earth not playing with his kids or being with his wife, but listening to garbage. "It was like I stepped out of my body and saw myself actually listening to this man's worthless drivel—but it wasn't him who looked like a moron, it was me," Richman said. "I was nodding my head like an asshole and saying ridiculous things like, 'Right,' and, 'I see your point, Dave,' when I should have just said, 'Dave, your idea isn't good and you are wasting our time and you need to shut up right now.'" By his estimates, Richman's receptiveness has resulted in 160 irreplaceable hours of listening to grossly uninformed political opinions, 300 hours of carefully hearing out both sides of pointless arguments, and at least a month of listening to his parents' bullshit about how important it is to be open-minded. Eighty days have been wasted on the inane blather of his college friend Brian alone. "All those hours I could have been relaxing, or reading all these great books, or getting into shape, or working on side projects that I'm really excited about," Richman said. "But instead I've been listening to overrated albums recommended to me by my asshole friends." "Did you know that in my life I've listened to five days' worth of people talking about their furniture?" he added. "It's true. That's a trip to Europe right there." While Richman has vowed to cease being open-minded to absolute horseshit, acquaintances reflected on his approachability. "I love Blake," coworker David Martin said. "He's such a good listener. A lot of people are closed-minded and self-absorbed, but Blake always makes an effort to hear where I'm coming from. The world could use more people like him. | 2/20/14 |
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